Bom dia, companhia!
Talking to you makes me sleepy. Plus, Deus ajuda quem cedo madruga, and if you don’t find times for your pets, who will?
That’s why you take care of them before you go to sleep so they can survive until you wake up again, you dumbass.
Good, now go to sleep.
I do take care of her, I feed her catfood and everything, she just seens to get hungry really fast!
Maybe that’s why she gets hungry so fast, you feed her catfood and not someone’s or something’s head.
Don’t tell me you’re still scared of my cat? After all these years?
No, I mean look at her… Big cat, huge fangs, long claws… Who would be scared of such a cutie?
I know, right??